Wednesday, June 08, 2005

I usually hate online surveys, but...


OKAY GUYS I KNOW THESE THINGS GET KIND OF CRAZY BUT I THINK THIS ONE IS ALRIGHT SEND IT BACK TO ME AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS AS SOON AS YOU CAN! THE THEORY IS THAT YOU WILL LEARN A LOT OF LITTLE THINGS ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT! HAVE FUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

1. What's the name you wish you were born with?

2. What's the Italian dish you like the most?

3. Do you think Italian cuisine employs too much garlic?

4. Do you think "The Sopranos" is just like real life, or would the series be made more realistic if James Gandolfini was replaced by Andy Dick?

5. When was the last time you made out in a movie theater?

6. Did you end up having sex afterwards?

7. Why not?

8. How much beer would it take for you to take off your shirt while attending a sporting event?

9. Name three things you like about yourself:

10. Name three things you like about the WB dramedy Seventh Heaven (take your time):

11. If you could banish any three people you personally know to hell, who would they be and for what offenses?

12. Do you think God is a woman, a man, or a very angry terrier?

13. What color is the grout in your bathroom (white/brown/green with black and purple splotches/I live in a shack that has internet access but, inexplicably, no indoor plumbing)?

14. Do you think the elderly carry the stink of death on them, or is that just Vicks Vaporub?

15. Ribbed, plain, glow-in-the-dark, flavored or Lesbian?

16. Favorite board game that involves real estate development and occasional incarceration that isn't Monopoly:

17. Coke, Pepsi or steak?

18. What superhero did you want to be when you were younger? Why? Don't you think wearing tights is, you know...kinda strange?

19. What color do you think you could get away with wearing if people kind of wondered if you were gay but weren't totally sure?

20. Favorite word that sounds dirty but isn't:

21. What book are you reading now?

22. What book are you currently telling people you're reading now?

23. Which Muppet were you in a previous life?

24. Do you think Kermit and Miss Piggy's romance was a strange yet effective attempt at demonstrating a functioning multi-cultural relationship, or was it a thin excuse on the part of Jim Henson to show some nasty pig-on-frog action?

25. Is Scientology for freaks, or do you think Xenu is gonna pop a cap in my ass just for asking this question?

26. Are you okay? You look a little tired. I was just asking. I mean, you look fine. Just...tired.

27. Do you think your parents will approve of the person you end up marrying, or are they both deceased?

28. If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, would it be fried chicken and mashed potatoes? How about Skittles?

29. Have you ever prayed to Jesus that your recently deceased pet would come back to life?

30. Don't you think that wasting your prayers on a gerbil is kind of selfish? I mean, the guy got nailed to a tree for you. Seriously.

31. Can you dance, or do you just think you can dance?

32. Who's gonna send this to their mother first?

33. Can you get that "Candy Shop" song out of your head? Me neither.